My birthday is in 8 days.
What the fuck ever! Jäger pong?! I think so.I don’t even know if I care enough to treat it like a different day.
2 notes - May 28th

Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!Salt Glitter
Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)
wait wait wait.
does that mean you can EAT it.
Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?
HOLD THE FUCK UP
TRYING THIS FOREVER
oh
my
fucking
god
(via southerncharmm)
20,890 notes - May 27th






